I need to stop playing out relationships inside of my head because every one of...– If You’re Happy—- The Front Bottoms (via allmyadventures)
WHEN PEOPLE DISCUSS THEIR WEEKEND PLANS
howdoiputthisgently: THEY’RE LIKE: AND I’M LIKE:
damngruchy: hailthelordylordypicca: i wish someone loved me the way Jay Gatsby loves Daisy NO YOU DON’T
snarg: truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or angry and you just think of everything wrong in your life and you can’t control it all you can do is breath in and out and cry it out
taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
I mean, Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF. They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful. They live right by the kitchen. Their head of house teaches herbology. “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with. Slytherins obviously do cocaine. #THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE...